About "Mansfield Park & Ride"
Mansfield Park & Ride...a long, long way from Jane Austen!
'My dear Bingley', said Darcy, 'why drive into Ipswich to look for Fanny when we can stop off at Tesco, hop on a bus and be at the theatre in time for punch and mince pies?'
'But don't you think', opined Mr Bingley, 'you might get out of that wet shirt first?'
Gasp at the tightness of those bursting breeches
Swoon at the sight of that lake-drenched shirt!
Thrill to the trill of a pianoforte recital!
Boggle at Mrs Bennett's bonnets!
Catch Lizzie in a tizzy!
See Darcy bustle!
